Definitions by jazzrock
Old and holy
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Old and holy by jazzrock August 26, 2008
uber-mullet
A mullet on steroids. So long, it's ridiculous, and it's even more of a mistake than its baby, the mullet.
e.g. Billy Ray Cyrus had an uber-mullet.
uber-mullet by jazzrock March 15, 2007
emotional novocaine
a hobby, a person, a drug,a vice or any other distraction to divert your attention from a more painful, ghastly or difficulty situation.
indiscriminate sex, weed, getting drunk and perhaps verbally abusing others are (negative) forms of emotional novocaine
music, reading and vigorous exercise are all (positive) forms of emotional novocaine
music, reading and vigorous exercise are all (positive) forms of emotional novocaine
emotional novocaine by jazzrock August 24, 2006