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A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015
Get the Yellin' Melon mug.When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
by qwter978 May 13, 2016
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Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.
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A watermelon used in some type of meme.
by alexalexmax April 3, 2017
Get the Water-melone mug.A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020
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Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
by FatMelon January 31, 2021
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