mcdonalds fries syndrome

when your face is hella greasy for no reason and it just doesn't stop.
its like your face is almost melting even tho its not

The short girl had a bad case of McDonalds fries syndrome.

Do you have McDonalds fries syndrome Sammy.

by ahaHa ya local 5'0 girl :)) October 21, 2017

Mcdonalds

the place you got to die of obesity.

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.

by CupSouls November 17, 2017

McDonalded

McDonalded is synonymous with failure. It is used to describe someone who is "up a creek without a paddle", hopeless, lost, lacking a productive future. This term is race specific as it only applies to white people who cheat, steal and Lie. Generally, being "McDonalded" is far worse than being a Nigger.

"Kevin, down at the trailer park, better pay his rent or he'll be McDonalded again!"
"Kevin borrowed money from Tim, and when it came time to repay it , Kevin refused and totally McDonlalded Tim."
"Everyone avoided Kevin knowing that sooner or later , they too, would be McDonalded."

by Shane Pinfist January 22, 2018

mcdoodleball

A game played on a tennis court, like a combination of baseball and tennis. A pitcher stands behind one side of the net and pitches the tennis ball across the net where the other team must hit the ball back over the net. If the ball hits the net or leaves the tennis court it is an out. 3 outs and the teams switch sides. To get an out, the ball must be caught in the air, thrown to the pitcher from the spot where they throw before a runner gets to a base, or a runner must be pegged. A strikeout makes the teams automatically switch sides no matter how many outs. Requires at least 2 v 2 players and depending on the size of the tennis court can be up to 5 v 5. The game is 9 innings long and teams switch after 3 outs like regular baseball.

Dude, let's get the Bros and go play some mcdoodleball at the tennis courts.

by Richard Richards March 13, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

mcdonalds

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!

hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea

by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018