maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by aesop November 6, 2003

maple bar

The taint, the chode, the durf. That bit of skin in between your scrotum and your anus.

My girlfriend always remembers to massage my maple bar when she's going down on me.

by ea belfair November 1, 2006

maple ridge

Maple Ridge is boring...but good people

Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring

by Jebus December 19, 2003

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

The Leafs are the best team ever!

by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005

Maple Syrup

When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"

Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.

by Szechuan God September 27, 2017

maplesnob

See also NX whore. A person who possibly steals his mommy/daddy's credit card to buy ridiculous amounts of Nexon Cash, or a trust fund kid, or even a person who earns their own money but puts most of their paycheck into buying NX for the game, who sits around "looking pretty", wasting server space, and harassing/defaming other characters who pass them by just because they don't have NX or don't have "enough" NX... instead of doing anything productive on the game. Usually seen in a group, though they generally don't know more than one or two of their Maple Story friends in real life... most likely making up for lack of a social life. Usually spams super megaphones. At least changes looks once a month, and outfits are always cliche and overdone, but each of them will swear they had the outfit first. Tends to more often than not be higher level characters who cheated or hacked to get to that level because they were too lazy and impatient to do it themselves, or they just suck at gaming that badly. Tend to think they're cooler and/or better than everyone else but really everyone else just thinks they're terribly pathetic. Overuse of the word "noob" or any of its variants and "ew", also apparently don't know proper grammar.

Maplesnob to maplesnob buddies: "Meh stoopid mum wont gib meh teh 10$ moar i needz 2 finnish off meh outfit 4 dis month!!!1!11! but dats ok... ill juz steel her cridit card 2marow."

by XxX Your Face XxX October 17, 2008