Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

lightning fuck

Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster

Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good

by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017

lightning gunt

the gunt that attracts mother natures forces and transfers it into extreme pleasure.

the fat chick had a lightning gunt!

by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009

lightning mcqigga

a black version of lightning mcqueen usally depicted as a widebody hellcat and used to mention black cars

yo that new car of urs is a lightning mcqigga.

by cars 2 fans April 14, 2024

Ball Lightning

When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.

My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!

by Reixin April 18, 2022

Lightning Machine

Some small streamer whos decently good at tetris, and minecraft bed wars, quite friendly too

Have you seen Lightning Machine around? I think he's taking a break

by Forgotten_Dog May 3, 2021