gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010

dirty johana

A dirty Johana is when a male sticks their whole arm up the female vagina and ruptures her organs.

George gave Samantha a Dirty Johana at last night’s party

by Yeetyot April 17, 2020

Joehanna

1.One who is known to walk on water and is sometimes mistaken as Jesus. He is one of the greatest people that could have ever walked this planet;messenger of God; the Chosen One 2.Won the Mr.Mountie Award in 2005 3.Unbelievably good looking

Joehanna did not walk on water today, instead he saved a young child.

by Mascot December 15, 2008

Johann

a germancguy that's really bad at fortnite and he thinks that he is really good

he takes all the good loot even though he didn't kill the persnon

you are such a johann

by periodpoop June 14, 2018

Johannah

Nerd

Is that a Nerd,
Oh it's Johannah

by Maphorista December 29, 2021

Johana

An ugly ass bitch who acts like a hoe and texts every man even if she does not know him.

Johana is the synonym of Lizbeth

by dicky1278 June 16, 2018

Johanna

Person that’s needs clout from people and steals clout and likes to use it for her so called”cool friends”.

Nobody:

Johanna: imma steal his clout so that I can become famous and get rich and not talk to anyone that’s not cool!

by rhfusifjd April 15, 2019