Jerk Bag 

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.

S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!

K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!

Jerk Bag by little miss lou February 22, 2010

jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

jerk off déjà vu by Noro Machine August 7, 2010

Jerk Hole 

Insult calling someone the shape you make with your hand when jerking off.

"Suck it, Jerk Hole!"

Jerk Hole by ed hart May 6, 2006

jerk face 

A cutsie dumb silly way of calling someone a smart ass.

me: is your car out there
Dan: no my car isn't out there, the snow truck plowed it.
Me: quit being a jerk face.

jerk face by fancy cat December 18, 2008

jerk wad 

1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

jerk wad by Jowsie November 5, 2003

Jerk chicken 

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

Jerk chicken by Stinkpot December 9, 2013

jerk-id beef 

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

jerk-id beef by helga October 16, 2003