Definitions by Stinkpot

Jerk chicken 

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

Jerk chicken by Stinkpot December 9, 2013