Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.

The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.

by Go ea g do c Co checks bbl plu February 20, 2024

Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

Ivan Tong

A famous youtuber that famous for his body shape like "caseoh". There's a habitat of Ivan Tong is that he eats 40t of food in every 10 minutes and able to swallow the universe. We use this word to laugh at fat people who is overweight.

Person 1: Ready for 1v1 in the game?
Person 2:Nah bro, I'm eating gtg
Person 1:Didn't you finish your meal in 10 minutes ago? Don't become the second Ivan Tong .

by I ate a cat 8964 June 20, 2024

Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.

Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.

by alfafan159 June 30, 2024

Ivan Olimian

The sophophile (as in person with desire for knowledge) with a metal plate in the neck and the purple indigo Olimian suit with Rubik cube divisions on the chest

Ivan Olimian

by hydorus shui January 6, 2025

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.

- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.

by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025