honks

something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.

Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?

Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.

Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.

by buttfuglybabybitch July 3, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Hunk

Someone who thinks they are muscular, and/or ( sexually ) attractive

"FINE CLETUS, YOU'RE A HUNK."

by Nina Cado October 2, 2018

Hunk

The bestest, sweetest person you will ever meat in your entire life.

"Hey Hunk, could you help me?"
"Of course buddy!"

by My Ships Have Cannons October 26, 2018

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash

Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

by _LILGHOSTWRITER_ November 29, 2018

Hunk

A nice friendly teddy bear from Voltron! He is the foodie and loves making food for his friends, he also likes sleeping in!

Hunk: Aw guys we're out of ketchup!
Lance: Oh ok.

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Hanks Brother

Hanks brother is Marvin. A hungry person.

Phil - Are you hungry?
Tobias - I am hanks brother
Phil - What marvin?

by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019