erectioner

When a man can get an erection on command.

Man 1: I am such an erectioner!
Woman 1: I don't believe you.
Man 1: You want me to show you?
Woman 1: Sure
Man 2: WAIT SO AM I!

by Private Sea Cow May 6, 2014

Hesirection

The awkward dance between two people hesitating on their respective directions while they try to walk around each other.

"Dude, I had a massive hesirection in public the other day. I was so embarrassed, it lasted way too long."

by allopatrick April 1, 2015

Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

Erectionary

A dickin' down on a girl so good that it's revolutionary

man that girl got an erectionary this mornin

by chcecc06010510 October 4, 2016

heterection

Happens when a heterosexual male comes across a ridiculously good-looking man he cannot help but admire.

I got a heterection watching Henry Cavill in Man of Steel.

by ChuckMe92 September 17, 2016

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016