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Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."
by mattpietro May 16, 2006
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New Hampshire

A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.
"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".
by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012
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new hampshire

WORST STATE. I FUCKING HATE THE PLACE. CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE SEABROOK-HAMPTON AREA. MOVED HERE FROM CALI BOUT 4 YEARS AGO AND IM SURPRISED I HAVENT KILLED MYSELF. VERY VERY HARD TO ADAPT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OF HISPANIC-AMERICAN RACE. NO QUESTION, IT'S THE WORST, WORST, WORST STATE FOR MINORITIES TO LIVE IN. EVERYTHING FROM RESIDENTS, TO WEATHER, AND SCHOOLs. GOD DAMN I HATE THIS STATE, I SWEAR, Cold as fuck, and its really snowing as im typing this. my west coast style music is playing and its 10 degrees out. people ask me why i moved and im still searching for an answer.
pinche bola de putos que viven en este mendigo estado. holler to everyone i used to know in south gate, watts, and south central. fuck compton.
by LUIS- age 17 March 8, 2005
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New Hampshire

Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.
Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
by Im Crying On The Inside March 27, 2019
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Shoot Hoops

A secret way to reffer to the act of popping pills, specifically acid. Generally used to misguide the police.
Detective: Sir, what did you do at 1:34 am this morning?

Accused Criminal: Shoot hoops
by Whatnowfools February 8, 2014
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hampsey

hampsey ya cunt, your a gayboy!
by haxor April 3, 2004
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