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jar of gold

A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!
Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?

Mom: Sandwiches again!

Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!

Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!
by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009
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gold

An element found on the periodic table under
atomic number: 79
symbol: Au
atomic weight/atomic mass: 196.96655g
group name: Coinage metal
group: 11
period: 6
block: d-block
CAS Registry ID: 7440-57-5
Standard state: solid at 298 K
Colour: gold
Classification: Metallic
Availability: gold is available in many forms including wire, foil, and bars.


Gold is usually alloyed in jewellery to give it more strength, and the term carat describes the amount of gold present (24 carats is pure gold). It is estimated that all the gold in the world, so far refined, could be placed in a single cube 60 ft. on a side. It is metallic, with a yellow colour when in a mass, but when finely divided it may be black, ruby, or purple.

It is the most malleable and ductile metal; 1 ounce (28 g) of gold can be beaten out to 300 square feet. It is a soft metal and is usually alloyed to give it more strength. It is a good conductor of heat and electricity, and is unaffected by air and most reagents.

The most common gold compounds are auric chloride (AuCl3) and chlorauric acid (HAuCl4). A mixture of one part nitric acid with three of hydrochloric acid is called aqua regia (because it dissolved gold, the King of Metals). It is unaffected by air and most reagents. It is found free in nature and associated with quartz, pyrite and other minerals. Two thirds of the world's supply comes from South Africa, and 2/3 of USA production is from South Dakota and Nevada. Gold is found in sea water, but no effective economic process has been designed (yet) to extract it from this source.

It would not normally be necessary to make gold in the laboratory as it is readily available commercially. The most romantic way to extract gold is by panning it out from a stream in some pleasant valley but most such sources are now depleted. Panning relies upon the density of gold (which is very high) being much greater than that of the sand and other particulates. It therefore settles to the bottom of the pan.

Today, more often than not, gold is extracted from ores. These ores often contain relatively little gold. Some of these processes cause environmental concern. The ore is crushed to a powder so as to expose the small gold particles. These are dissolved by treatment of the rock with cyanide solution in air. The result of this is a gold cyanide complex. Addition of zinc powder to the resulting solution precipitates out the gold.

4Au + 8NaCN + O2 + 2H2O 4NaAu(CN)2 + 4NaOH

2NaAu(CN)2 + Zn 2NaCN + Zn(CN)2 + Au (s)
by psolio June 10, 2004
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gold skulltula

Annoying-ass spiders in the game, Zelda, that need to be found if you want prizes.
Kenny: Did you find all those gold skulltulas yet?
Jerry: Nah man, I've only found 25, and gone through each temple TWICE.
by turnip head December 23, 2008
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Gold House

a trap house (crack house) that not only sells drugs, but also does everything on the illegal spectrum including prostitution, piracy, dog fight rink ect...

The origin of the term comes from bay area rapper "Lil B" off of his mix tape titled "Gold House"
Jswiss-"yo trapadoe!"
trapadoe-"what up"
jwiss-"m fina start a gold house you in 50 stacks?"
by sir-trap-alot September 7, 2012
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Gold Digger

A women that uses a man for what he has not for what is in the inside of him
She was a gold digger because she used me for my money.
by Rachoudi July 22, 2021
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Hisoka Golden Boner

When you have such an intense boner it glows in a state of euphoria.
"Hey, Hisoka, look at that kid"
"Stfu you're giving me a Hisoka Golden Boner"
by epicondylitis May 28, 2020
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Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.
Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)
by jdom1234 February 10, 2008
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