fuck fruit

A baby, especially as the result of spontaneous sex.

Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 1, 2007

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.

Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.

by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010

musical fruit

Beans. Not jelly beans, but smelly beans.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you eat, the better you feel,
So let's eat beans for every meal.

Well, I eat beans for every meal.
I'm here to tell you how I feel.
I feel better when I toot,
And so I eat my musical fruit.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

fruitbat

a queer/gay goth person.

look at Josh grind on that dude in pleather pants! he's so into fruitbats.

black or rainbow? ugh, I'm such a fruitbat.

by sphynxprince December 16, 2013

Nuttier than a fruitcake

A euphemism for bat shit crazy.

My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!

by Carly Wild May 7, 2010

fruit salad

The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.

At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.

by rupert2000 December 7, 2004

Fruit loop

We use fruit loop to describe someone who has mental problems. Or someone who is just plainly insane. Not mentioning any names.

Boss from work goes mad if you have too many tea's. She is fruit loop.

by Mr Anonomous December 24, 2008