Flumping

A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.

"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"

by Flumpmaster777777 June 13, 2011

flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

by p-mo May 22, 2006

flomp

The sound an erect penis does when it is liberated from the pants.

Boy unzips. Flomp!
Girl (mouthing it): Oh my! Hear that 'flomp'.

by NeverMindWho April 18, 2006

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master May 13, 2005

tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

nom de flume

aka

any of your other online selves

Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.

by funkspiel July 23, 2011

Flumpy

An Adjective describing the fatness and lumpiness of ones bodily features

Kaleb: Yo Morgan, You see grandma over there?
Morgan: Yeah bro, She looking Mad Flumpy right now my guy

by Papa Kale May 26, 2020