Definitions by p-mo

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

hockey stick dick by P-Mo March 19, 2014

flumpus 

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

flumpus by p-mo May 22, 2006