Deck Builder

A lesbian that is prone to home improvement. Usually from the Midwest. Most "deck builder" lesbians partner with other deck builders as opposed to "Lipstick" lesbians or "Tomboys".

1: After meeting your Aunt and her friend at the softball tournament it was clear to me that she was a deck builder

by BBROOKLYN September 13, 2011

Under the deck

A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.

Person A, 14:08 in: And then I was all like, "Hey, that's totally not fair"

Person B, 14:20 in: Well, I just think that's not fai..

Person A, 14:32 in: UNDER THE DECK.

*End of conversation*

by Risser February 28, 2009

Super Upper Decker Deluxe

The act of taking a Shit on the top cover of the tank of the toilet

Nick: Yo man i just took a Shit on Deans Toilet

RoseMarry: Yo you just Super Upper Decker Deluxe His Ass

by Dusty Dean July 28, 2010

played the deuce from the bottom of the deck

played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks

Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.

by TooSick4U October 9, 2008

decks

set of turntables

lets hit the decks
or
listen to the beats flowing from the decks

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

decko

80's term meaning 'to look at' or examine. Informal.

lets have a decko then

by Dug Stokes September 6, 2010

Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Dryer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 18, 2005