Doctorate in Truthology

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

Doctor Octopus

Dr. Otto Octavius. A nuclear scientist and skilled inventor, he created a set of four robotic tentacles that were controlled with a neural interface. After a lab accident welded them to his body, he suffered brain damage and became a mad megalomaniac- and arguably the biggest headache for Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: *exists*

Doctor Octopus: I'm about to squash this spider's heroics.

by Exterminator (not really) October 20, 2019

Doctrinephobia

A fear of doctors that leaves the person very tense and starts to have an anxiety attack.

"My mother has a serious case of Doctrinephobia"

by TheChosenOneZoro January 24, 2020

doctor penez

the Legendary moderator of r/okbuddyretard

Retard : God I hate r/okbuddyretard and doctor penez
Epic Gamer (wholesome) : bro you're so cringe!
Big Chungus : UwU

by obamer320 April 19, 2020

Doctor Pigeons

Doctor Pigeons, also known as Mr Hippo, is a professional animal which focus on eating humans especially Marc.

Doctor Pigeons is hunting for Marc again!

by ascertain102 June 11, 2020

Doctor Who

A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.

Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.

Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?

Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?

Me: Affirmative

Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?

Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.

Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!

Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?

Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?

Me: Spoilers.

Idiot: Okay, now just go away.

Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!

by CharlieCon July 15, 2020

Doctor Gowt

Medical professional trained in the detection and treatment of ailments of the toe, specifically gout; ability to research best treatment via their personal compendium on WebMD.net; fantastic bedside manner providing handwritten sentiments to all patients under their care.

“I hurt my toe so my assistant immediately called Doctor Gowt. He gave me a chocolate bar and a note with hearts over the i’s”.

by DocMcQuack August 17, 2021