diddid

Acronym for damned if I do, damned if I dont

Hey Clif, did you submit your presentation on time?

Clif: diddid!

by benjiboy64 December 29, 2021

diddle wrist

Carpal tunnel caused from excessive female masturbation

Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.

by Dougass March 24, 2023

Diddly-John

1. Diddly-John is another name to describe your testicles.

2. It can also be used as an exclamatory remark (in place of things like ‘wow!’)

1.
Mom: ‘Did you remember to wash your Diddly-John’s in the shower?’
Son: ‘Why yes! I did!’

2.
Dan: ‘Holy crap! That guy’s car almost hit us!’
Paul: ‘Diddly-John! That was a close one!’

by toosillyforthisworld June 22, 2023

Steeles Diddly

A character who is a member of the A.Z.S.T the S.W.A. and the Barge-A-Holics.

Yo that badass O.G. be the one and only steelesdiddly!

by Squanto February 29, 2004

Arty Didd

A mythical character whose purpose was/is to let someone know that something's been done or accomplished. A slur of "I already did."

When my Ma asked me to clean my room, I told her "Arty Didd!"

by Wrath of Ath April 13, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Gosh Diddley

Gosh Diddley has no meaning, it's just a phrase a Harvard Educated Senator of the USA from Texas can use to show people at heart, he's just like Gabby Hayes.

At the NRA convention this weekend Ted Cruz said, 'Gosh diddley, I'm the most conservative guy who ever lived.'"

by dmossi April 12, 2015