Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 22, 2013

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

whatthefuck o'clock

An ungodly hour in the morning, when it is still pitch black outside and freezing cold.

Bob has to get up at whatthefuck o'clock each morning just to arrive on time to work.

Dude why did you wake me up? it's whatthefuck o'clock!

by wqrt13tr October 1, 2010

Spliff O'Clock

When it's time to roll a spliff aned smoke it.

Right, it's Spliff O'Clock

by Lukey Dread Boy December 25, 2008

Clock

Hitting someone with a closed fist.

Time telling device

I clocked Valencia, for making a rude comment.

That clock is 20 minutes fast.

by Saints February 16, 2005

chockerbock

Completely full, or overflowing

This bag is chockerbock full of ______.

by Joshua Conrad August 30, 2007

Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015