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camaro crotch

Pubic hair where some long hairs up top, but shaved short around the bizness. Favored by white trash.
Cleetus told me his sister cut herself a camaro crotch. And he'd know since he's up in there all the time.
by BubbaZephyr April 28, 2007
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crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.
Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.
by chris50m April 11, 2006
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Carp crotch

Term used when a Womans vagina is unkept and uncleansed. Pertaining to a fishy and otherwise untollerable odor.

Related words: funk snatch
I went down on Debbie last night and had to swallow my own puke because of her carp crotch
by Allseeinian May 13, 2010
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crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'
by elemental May 4, 2005
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sweaty stripper crotch

Whenever you stop in your tracks and smell the air and it appears dead fish is rotting near by, that is sweaty stripper crotch.
Stewy was playing with laura all day with a basketball and at the end he grabbed laura by the shoulder and spoke "i didn't know there was a fish harbor nearby," Laura blushed and said, "oh i have sweaty stripper crotch.
by Polish Avenger June 12, 2006
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candy crotch

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.
by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004
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Crotch Campground

Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it.
Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't!
by lil'Dizz February 8, 2009
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