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White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.
"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"
by DocotorLit July 6, 2021
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crocodile slide

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see
"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"
by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004
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Crock of shit

An acceptable term in describing the $700B Bailout Bill passed on October 3, 2008 by the American government to help support failing corporations that don't have any business existing.
The wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of shit.
by amyc519 January 16, 2009
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Chris Crockin'

Chris Crockin'. A term used to tell someone to stop bitching or ranting on like a stupid mofo on and on. Can be used when your friend is ranting to you about something stupid or if your enemy is bitching at you about something.
Example #1:

Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...

Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!


Example #2:

Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?

Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!
by Rin Akimoto March 29, 2009
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Crocodile Hunter

The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.
by Overdrive September 4, 2006
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crocs

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.

Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!

Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010
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Chris Crocker

A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.
Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-
by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008
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