cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

C coma pieeeepa piggy

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Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy

by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

Wendy’s Coma

The act taking a longer nap that you were supposed to after eating a really good burger from Wendy’s.

Hey, you’ve been in your room for a while. Is everything okay?

Yeah, man. I just woke up from the most invigorating Wendy’s Coma. You should try it sometime!

by LZGray April 27, 2024

Bro-coma

A group of Toyota Tacoma drivers that huddle together in traffic, also cuddling together at home.

Connor and Chad are having 38 Tacoma buds over for a bro-coma Sunday morning, you in?

by Dieseldanman April 20, 2022

coma mode

Coma mode is a funnier and quite frankly better version of passing out basically. You’re soooo tired that you’re going to be sleeping for hours or pretty much the whole day. You’re in your own bubble. That’s how crazy tired you are. So yeah that’s coma mode

Hey I saw that you called and texted me. Sorry about that I was in coma mode and didn’t hear my phone go off

by Fearless0610 March 9, 2018

Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024