How about a nice cold cup of stfu

A nice way of telling someone to "shut the fuck up".

"My toes hurt!!! Aww... my back just ain't what it used to be. Did you see that, Gladys? Did you see that?"
"Hey, Janie, how about a nice, cold cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!"

by Derangon July 14, 2004

Fucking cold

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.

"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"

by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017

cold tea

Refers to the practice of receiving alcohol (particularly beer) after legal serving hours. Specifically a practice in Toronto, in Chinatown. Generic and common brand beer is served in a teapot, so as to avoid detection from the authorities

It's 3 am, you're drunk and want to keep drinking. Head to Spadina, wander around Chinatown, walk into New Po King and order cold tea. Molson Canadian gets served to you in a teapot.

by c. in the t. November 8, 2005

cold crotch

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

by gizzlie February 28, 2007

stone cold bush

As pertaining to the Red Hot CHilli Peppers song, it means a women who is a slut, and a crack and cock smoker.

Anders- "look at that stone cold bush over there."
Zach- "Yeah we should get some DP from her or steal her crack."
Anders- "Gross!"

by 1337 |2374|2|} December 18, 2005

On A Cold Winter Morning

Part of the lyrics to "Through The Fire and Flames", by Dragonforce. When a group of people are talking in lyrics, the speaker bursts in with "ON A COLD WINTER MORNING".

Person #1: Scotty doesn't know...
Person #2: That Fiona and Me...
Person #3: Do it in my van every...
Person #4: ON A COLD WINTER MORNING.

by OdeToArsenal May 22, 2008

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005