cloner

A clownin' ass stoner.

clown+stoner=cloner. Get it, bitch??

by x_2_c April 20, 2008

Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

by CP November 18, 2004

Clunge O Clock

Approximately 4am i the morning, when the clubs are shutting and you should be getting some clunge, however, you're probably in your flat doing stupid shit because you have failed to pull

It's clunge o clock, lets get drunker and build a tower of beer cans

by daveave December 7, 2010

clone

A girl who wears glasses for looks and does not need them. Who has a bad attitude and is a bossy bitch.

She got a pair of fake glasses just like everyone else. She's turned into another clone.

by chesti October 12, 2014

Yeasty Clunge

The female cleft, or vagina if you will, left in a state of terrible disrepair. In fact it has been left in such a state that it has developed a sour fungal inhabitant of the genus Candida. A truly terrible affliction.

Rupert: "I dare say my good man, do you smell sour dough?"

Everett: "Nay, man! That fiendish scent be wafting from between the legs of that saucy tart at the table right there!"

Rupert: "Agh! Your right!" "Close your legs you saucy tart, your cloying up the bar with the stench from your Yeasty Clunge!"

by RedSchmutz July 17, 2009

Poo Clingers

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.

guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD

by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

by The magic shroom December 22, 2020