n.
1.) A retard, or a person who studders a lot.
2.) One who for some reason thinks they are awesome but are really gay.
3.)One who eats nasty pussy.
1.) A retard, or a person who studders a lot.
2.) One who for some reason thinks they are awesome but are really gay.
3.)One who eats nasty pussy.
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People who sermonize on and on, so that you want to fucking kill them.
Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."
Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.
Like people saying "Smoking kills. Healthy life-style rules. Blah-blah-blah..."
Actually named after Dale Carnegie – a famous writer and lecturer, who developed a lot of self-improvement courses and shit.
Anyone can become one of "Dale Carnegie people" if they start to moralize very annoyingly.
Dale Carnegie himself.
Dale Carnegie himself.
by Jared Cash February 24, 2014
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by Tony "NukLz" January 15, 2004
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Get the carnation mug.An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
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