barmite

noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. Barmite has the exact smell and texture of Marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.

Barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy shitbag.

"went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers"

by pubbywubbywoo April 15, 2009

Barmes

The rising ultimate, best up-and-coming thing, the emerging greatest.

Also:

A newcomer who brings a different and successful aspect to a game or competition.

I just picked up a total Barmes on my fantasy squad today.

That drunk girl last night thought she was a complete Barmes until she started puking on herself.

My friend Ryan thinks he possesses Barmes-like hockey qualities but in reality he is actually awful.

Those weed brownies yesterday made me play softball like a Barmes or Babe Ruth in 1927.

by Svit4836 June 30, 2009

belarmino

a very strange ugly beaner who enjoys sucking cock and usually can never get a girl. Belarmino , in other words , comes from the mexican name "small cock" .

"The only reason i go for Belarmino is because he had a small cock that can fit in my whole mouth!"

by Beanerluver February 25, 2010

Barmories

Either a hangover or any other effects/memories left over from the bar.

A combination of the words: Bar and Memories

Girl: "I have a huge headache and faintly remember picking my nose in front of some random guy last night... ugh"
Guy: "Yup, you got the barmories bad. Take an ibuprofen and lots of water"

by kutterD April 16, 2011

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.

"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"

by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011

Blame Vulture

A person who craves a tragedy in order to point a finger at a (usually) blameless party.

The news commentator swooped down on this morning's story of a tragic drowning like a blame vulture, criticizing the city's reduced lifeguarding hours.

by kerrita banana July 8, 2012

Belarminis

He is the most intriguing man you will ever meet . Kind hearted and selfless , he will do anything for the people he cares about the most in his life . A mystery that will never be solved , he always has one surprise after another to keep you on your toes . A perfectionist at heart with two Personalities. He will love you at one moment and banish you the next . He expresses his feelings through his actions rather than words . Extremely attractive and will put together with a passion for shoes. He is independent and has a bigger and better future in mind than what society holds . Belarminis is a keeper . You are lucky and blessed to have him in your life . He is single, not taken , and not looking . Which makes you want him even more . Belarminis I love you .

Dont go Belarminis on me !
You are such a Belarminis !

by Stwavewees August 27, 2013