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Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.
"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."
by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011
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Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.
"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"
by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011
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Blam Jam

Slang for postural hypotension, the sensation of feeling dizzy or lightheaded after standing up too fast.
"I'll be there in a minute I just had a major Blam Jam."
by Blague Czar November 21, 2021
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Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......
I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.
by ScootsMcFireboots January 14, 2021
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Blamjam Balooga

A stank mother fucker that always steals food from anyone at anytime, anywhere, and in any situation. Has a lazy-eye with fat ass feet. Also may have shit breath and dirty socks with flip-flops. Names may be: Tevin, Jessica, or Anthony

So if a mother fucker stay stealing your shit, he's a Blamjam Balooga.
Bitch! You always taking my food! You fuckin Blamjam Balooga
by Jambastix March 28, 2011
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