beach blanket bimbo

a beach blanket bimbo is an ugly slut who does nothing but hang out at the beach as she has nothing better to do

check it out i jus found out that shes a beach blanket bimbo that explains why shes always at the beach and never workin

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

wet blanket

that one triplet on My Super Sweet Sixteen they keep referring to

I don't wanna be a wet blanket anymore; that's why I'm dressing like a slut.

by Ashlarr January 1, 2006

blanket

You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.

This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.

by T.Scriber001 November 13, 2011

white yogurt face blanket

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

pig in a blanket

an uncircumcised peen. having extra meat.

do you have a pig in a blanket? are u ashamed?

by purpie February 12, 2005

flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.

"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."

by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009

Jew Blanket

Having sex through a sheet with a hole in it.

The beer goggles had worn off and Tom thought the girl was a minger so had sex through the Jew Blanket.

by JewishAsh February 24, 2012