beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Wife Beater

1. A man/woman (whatever you're into) who beats their wife.
2. A kind of shirt worn by above said people.

1. Jorge: Hey, Bill! How was your wife last night?

Bill: Yeah, she didn't want my big, hard cock last night. So I became a wife beater.

2. Can I borrow your wife beater, bro?

Nah, sorry, it's my life blood man. I gotta wear it for a certain occasion tonight.

by BillyFriedCakes November 18, 2018

Beater

Are cars that are old and rusted cars that have reduced performance, engine/mechanical problems and mismatched body panels, but still drivable. These cars probably went on poor care by their owners. They're great cars to own for beginners

Hey son, since you got your driver's license , I'm buying you a '96 Toyota Camry, beater ones. I can't still trust you driving a new car, because you'll probably make a mistake and crash. Since I can't pay dozens of cash on insurance.

by CHASER-98 December 5, 2018

Skeeter beater bill

Beats his meat to any girl

Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing

by Skeeter beater bill October 25, 2018