Berra Bald

When a person in Umeå is bald.

Egon Lundin - Wassup berra bald

by Swedishguy12 August 29, 2023

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011

Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)

Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"

by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023

Angry Bald Eagle

After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.

Awww dude did you see all the cum on Laura's face? She was totally given an Angry bald eagle.

by Jackson Carr January 9, 2009

baldhead games

Used to describe any nature of foolishness, schemes and foolery.

"You going to the party?"
"Naw, they overcharging people. They playing baldhead games."

or

"Mother Nature been on baldhead games with all this snow."

by LibroQuatro March 12, 2014

Bald Dog

A bald, floppy, semi-flaccid penis. Usually the post nut, semi-chub.

She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.

I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.

My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

bald ass hoe

a cutey pie, but also the baddest bitch ever

friend: you bald ass hoe
me: thank you bitch.

by alone one why October 26, 2020