That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 15, 2018
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A predominantly beige coloured blanket found in the wardrobe of most hotel rooms. The dominant characteristics of a pubie blanket is that it is infrequently or never washed, is embedded with a numerous pubic hairs (hence it’s name) and adorned with a variety of stains (often crusty).
Mette lay on the pubie blanket she had coveted from her hotel room. Her ever curious mind racing to analyze and identify the most likely source of each of the blanket’s stains.
by Smooax August 31, 2020
Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
by Glazier_Status August 19, 2015
by TheRandomWordMan May 26, 2021
The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023
A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!
by Orekansas March 29, 2022