Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

assbently

a meme page that is only followed by gay men (we dont like girls, ew), also he is a hostile ass nigga idk why he be so mad

assbently gay as fuck dude

by samuelsz7k August 28, 2021

assbasket

a term of endearment only used for the special people featured in our daily lives. not to be used on tramps, whores, stupid people, etc.

You duck eating assbasket!

by brighteyesgirl December 31, 2009

assback

Someone whose buttocks is abnormally high or someone who wears their pants up to their chests.

One of our coworkers has an abnormally high ass...we call her "A to the double SS back" (assback). She is terrid!

by Clay, Zack, Jed May 13, 2006

assbaby

A man's ejaculate, when deposited in the rectum of another (usually a man), is known as an assbaby.

"Lawrence, Don't queer this for me! I'm trying to give him an assbaby!"

by R. Wright October 20, 2006

Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

assbandit

Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.

That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.

by Stein January 8, 2004