Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

by william braski November 22, 2006

a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. August 11, 2005

Stupid Asshole

When a person is being an asshole, but is too dumb to realize it.

"Hey, who's that?"
"Oh that's Zach. He's a stupid asshole."

by 2chainzrules24 May 20, 2015

Ashole

A person with symptoms of multiple personality disorder who uses their multiple personalities to harass and annoy others online. A person who steals other people's work online and calls it their own under another one of their names.

Ashleigh is an ashole who used her multiple personality alias "Rusello" to write a bad review on many people's fanfiction and fanart. That ashole is making a lot of enemies online by taking other people's art and calling it her own. Ashleigh the ashole downloaded hentai anime for the pleasure of one of her multiple personalites named "Chris".

by BHart March 9, 2007

captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.

look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.

by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

brasso on my asshole

A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.

I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.

by jeffbo April 28, 2009