Shitting in tall cotton.

Someone who's doing better than average and/or moving on up.

Bob has landed a freaking awesome job. He's really shitting in tall cotton.

by Mizz SMW September 10, 2010

national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

no-tall

Typically an individual of an unfortunate vertical stature—or someone regularly identified as short—who routinely thinks he or she knows everything.

“She is such a fucking a no-tall!!”

by Stumpy302 May 25, 2018

bully your tall friend day

everyday

ha n00b ur tall fuck you it’s bully your tall friend day

by i hate tall people December 15, 2019

Bully your tall friend day

Annually, on November 2nd, you can abuse your tall friend. >:)

Me: Hey Esther, its November 2nd.
Esther: What about it?
Me: Its bully your tall friend day.
Esther: OH SHII-

by smol short person >:) October 31, 2021

Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

by Miss Penn February 4, 2010

National throw tall people day

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020