Twitter 

A sceptic tank that hasn't been cleaned since it's installation.

Honey the toilet is overflowing with shit for the 26th time this week!

Maybe consider finally getting the Twitter cleaned out?

Twitter by YourAverageInternetUser June 26, 2023

Twitter 

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X

Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro

Twitter by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023

Twitter 

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.

"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"

Twitter by WWRRD August 4, 2023

Twitter 

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.

I went on Twitter and someone was supporting Palestinian terrorists raping people again.

Twitter by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023

Twitter 

A stupid app that Elon fucks in his sleep

What’s Twitter?
The Baby Momma of Elon Musk’s Kids

Twitter by Jakethebait November 22, 2023

Twitter 

Hell, no explanation needed

1: Yo, wanna use Twitter aka X
2: No fucking way piss off I don't want to get there

Twitter by NoOneaeae November 27, 2023

TWITTER 

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.

Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said

TWITTER by meteoridian June 26, 2024