twitter link

Basically its mostly random disturbing shit, wich twitter allows to show. You copy and paste the link and watch it after that you regret your life choices and continue browsing.

A: “Have you seen this guy shoving a chair up his..”

B: Send twitter link
A: twitter.com/…

by brynooo December 17, 2021

twitter quota

The amount of tweets you have to to post in order to stay active and keep your followers satisfied.

Damn, I didn't meet my Twitter quota I might lose a follower.

by RuBandz April 6, 2015

Hf Twitter

“High fashion Twitter.”

Hf Twitter reads one Vogue article and thinks they’re Anna Wintour

by Dreathelegend January 18, 2019

Twitter Whore

A person who tweets and excessive amount on Twitter to the point where their followers are annoyed.

Person 1: Dude! I passed the Tweet limit today and I couldn't tweet for like an hour!
Person 2: You're such a twitter whore.

by Uzacar July 27, 2009

twitter shitter

One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.

"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."

by TalkingInCode April 27, 2008

Shitter Twitter

1. Using a twitter account to describe, document and rapidly communicate every shit they produce in excruciating detail.
2. Metaphorically describes someone who won't stop broadcasting their stupid shit. By far more frequent and disturbing.

1. Shitter Twitter: Jus took a mnster SHIT with pepper and corn flecks. THE GAME is ON Twatter!

2. Shitter Twitter: Yeah! I found a new source for my independent study on gender specific embodiment!

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

Conservative twitter

A social network for pedophiles.

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.

by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020