TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

Banger Tweet

Ranboo

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

by rperazag July 27, 2010

Tweeted

To be put down or embarassed by someone using Twitter. Usually said by someone who had nothing to do with the situation.

(Twitter post)
@james: Damn did you see that?
@micheal: Man that was brutal!
@John: Yeah @steve just got #tweeted, son!!!

by Gizmo24 August 25, 2011

Grand Theft Lunch

A game to play with your friends at school during lunch. you go around and ask kids (typically the younger ones) for some or all of their food. You gather as much as you can and then sit and eat it. Also known as GTL.

Me: Skye, wanna play Grand Theft Lunch today?
Skye: Yeah!!!

by Fuckel January 6, 2008

tweet tard

Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.

Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.

However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.

Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!

I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.

by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009

robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.

Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.

by jt_urban January 12, 2009