Tivo Hermit

Anti-spoiling measure utilized by one who ignores all txts, emails, calls, tweets and status updates until caught up with real time on one's DVR.
Dude1: Jake is holed up watching last night's Survivor.

Dude2: Aw shit, I sent him a txt that said Bob the teacher won. Oops.

Dude1: Don't matter, he won't read it, he's being a Tivo Hermit.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
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robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.
Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.
by jt_urban January 12, 2009
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