Trouser Blossom

To crap one's pants

He was so angry, he did a full on trouser blossom

by One Done February 1, 2012

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

Trouver

To not care or give a fuck about anything execpt money & family

Why you stop going to school bro, I stopped that along time ago I trouver things now

by Dill_forgiatos July 8, 2015

trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.

BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!

by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 24, 2015

trouser snake

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

by lickety sprit December 6, 2016

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017