Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

Torohan

live sex show

wow pare!! ang lupit nung babae sa torohan, bigay na bigay!!!

by master pepz November 4, 2009

topher

A person that like random people's statuses and pictures in a sexually provocative manner.

"I heard Topher just liked Ashley's picture"
"Oh yeah, such a Topher"

by runrunsteven September 5, 2011

Blow torch

The process of ejaculating when you have an orgasm. It is when you "blow"/spew forth your seamen from your "torch"/penis.

That lady is so beautiful. I can't even imagine what a blow torch with her would be like.

by Panchoman November 30, 2006

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Torcher

Torcher is the best Canadian metal band ever. They are from Kitchener, Ontario and are known for sodomizing Ontarian eardrums.

guy 1 "Dude, Torcher was sick last night!"
guy 2 "What?! My eardrums have been sodomized."
guy 1 "Ha ha ha ha!"

by warcurse666 April 15, 2009