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Lesbian Human Toilet

A sweetly perverted lesbian, girl or woman who offers HER mouth, lips, throat and stomach to other lesbians, girls or women for use as an actual toilet. Activities include spitting, pissing and sometimes even shitting (and vomiting) into the toilet girl's mouth.

Sometimes a mouth/jaw vice is applied to force the toilet girl's mouth open for extended periods of time. Usually when she is consuming the excretions of 2 or more lesbians.

Many Hollywood actresses and female musicians use hot lesbian groupies as Lesbian Human Toilets.
Did you hear the hot-gossip rumor that Paris Hilton regularly requires her lezbo groupies to be a "Lesbian Human Toilet" before Paris will grant them girl-sex with her?
by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 21, 2009
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Toilet Texting

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.
Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"
by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009
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Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.
"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."
by Slunjan August 12, 2008
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toilet

Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.
by Jazmo April 12, 2006
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toilet greaser

Hand-job given (or received) in a truck stop restroom with a random trucker you met on the CB radio while on the road.
Hey truckers...heading out eastbound on I-10 for next 3 days. Honk & flash high-beams if you're up for a toilet greaser. (Doug Stanhope)
by stinkyapples April 29, 2014
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Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008
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