Shake it three times

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).

Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.

by Monkey666 January 26, 2011

super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity

Mere mortals believe that the most flaming insult is "ur mom gay lol".

But these fools do not know the power of the S U P E R G A Y C H A R M.
When activated, the super gay charm makes the target gay times infinity.

Anyone who reads this - your mom now gay times infinity lol

Person 1: Hey ur hair looks bad and ur ugly

Person 2: lmao get ready for this

Person 1: What're u gonna do ugly fat man
Person 2: Super gay charm activated ur mom gay times infinity
Person 1: Literally dies of a coronary on the spot.

by Dirty sanchez 420 May 19, 2018

bad times

a term used by adam corolla.
see: good times

Dr, Drew: what did your dad do to you?
caller: well, he abused me and drank beer and ran away when I was 8.
Adam: bad times

by Drew January 2, 2004

Life and Times

see also quist

1. a phrase denoting an active social life with women. the origin of the phrase is rumoured to have begun in conversation after one of the partakers of the conversation recieved no less than 7 calls from seven different girls back to back

*phone rings*
"life and times, terry?"
"life and times, man"

by DorianEzra August 12, 2005

Timing Belt

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Timira

A great friend. Always happy and smiling. It’s almost impossible to be upset with her. She is kind, smart, funny and just amazing. You are lucky to have a Timira as a friend (this is my opinion of a Timira)

Timira is the best friend you could ask for

by Crazy Geek March 3, 2018

great times

To proclaim extreme pleasure, and/or eventful times normally involving alcohol. It can be used to describe the event, or to share with others the acknowledgement of your positive feelings about a meeting or event.

In question form: 'Did you go for great times last night?'

Exclamation: 'Great times!' - normally followed by clinking glasses together in the traditional 'cheers' motion.

Response to news:

A Guy: 'So did you hook up with xxx last night?'
Laid Guy: 'Yup'
A Guy: 'Great times'

by jase n tonic May 31, 2006