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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
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Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.
"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"
by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022
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cod trench

I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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COD Timing

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.
Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?
by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021
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cod nugget

When a piece of two to three day old toilet paper becomes stuck in the folds of ones vagina
Man I found some huge cod nuggets while going down on my girlfriend today
by Cod nugget expert June 19, 2021
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COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.
by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011
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