tarpooptanner

Tarpooptanner is someone names Tanner and they have tar poops every other day. If you decide to adopt one, make sure you are rich enough to pay for the diaper expenses and for all the plumbing issues. Have fun!!

My tarpooptanner just had an oopsie! Oh no!

by tarpooptannerslover December 9, 2021

Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

by WT613 February 10, 2022

tampron

A male who is used by females as an emotional support companion in a non-sexual capacity.

Dude, she's never gonna bang you, shes only using you when her dude is being a jerk to her stop being such a tampron.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina

Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night

by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

by Francheska February 6, 2007

Tampons

What Gill shoves up his butt when he can't get any.

-Oh, I really want to do it. Where are my tampons?

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

tampoon

vampires have used ones for tea

vladamier fetched a used tampoon to make some tea for his guests

by snowowl February 17, 2006