A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.
Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone
Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time
by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019
Get the Screen time mug.by Timenhosen von bausen February 4, 2010
Get the Time Rutke mug.When your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by...
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
"im around the corner" no his actually 2 hours away, "5mins minutes bro" nope his actually 1 hour away
ARGHHHHH ACTUALLY IM STILL WAITING NOW !!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
Guy 2: "5mins"
Guy 1:"Jonno time?"
Guy 2: "Yeah"
Guy 1: "see you next weekend then"
Guy 2: "don't wait up"
by AwwSheeet June 27, 2010
Get the Jonno time mug.Used to say to your homies that
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
1. it's time for an event to go down
2. it's time to start something that was planned
3. it's time to leave for somewhere that was planned
Origin: Might have originated from the saying 'Make hay when the sun shines'
Ron: I started up the Xbox. You do the first song. Did you get the beers?
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
Jake: Yeah man! It's hay time!
by Pseudonym, obviously January 2, 2009
Get the hay time mug.Time spent at work doing absolutely nothing work related, to make up for the furlough day the company gave you to save money due to poor financial management.
Bob: Jim, you've been goofing off all day, what gives?"
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
Jim: "I'm taking my furlough time. I've got four more hours to spend tomorrow."
by @theosus January 22, 2009
Get the furlough time mug.A verb meaning to spend time with Anne over everything, disregarding all else that is on this earth, just for Anne
by ISOGODMINGER October 11, 2019
Get the Anne Time mug.The act of wasting quality time with the boys by delaying the onset of some expected activity. (Effectively torching time)
Friend - “Hey timetorcher are you coming to the party soon? We’re waiting for you to start the party”
Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...
Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*
Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
Timetorcher - Yeah i’ll be there in 10 minutes...
Timetorcher - *1 hour later and hasn't arrived*
Friend - “dude he’s totally a time torch”
by Time torched Friend August 7, 2019
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