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Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
by RatchetRach April 12, 2013
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clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood
by otterpop June 12, 2013
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Dinky Swear

When two males want to enter into the deepest of the deepest promises that is so serious that it has come to this level. They wrap their penis’s around each other much similar to one would their pinky’s. They then make the promise that whatever needs to be done is done. The face to face proximity and the wrapping of the genitalia let’s each other know that this indeed is a grave promise.
Devon, are you sure Eric will come through for us?
Believe me Hunter, we did a Dinky Swear, you don’t go back on that
by Coop0345 May 12, 2020
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Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.
Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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Earl Sweatshirt

“Have you heard Earl Sweatshirt’s album “doris” it’s really good
by riot!byearlsweatshirt April 11, 2021
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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020
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