Ventura Surfer

Surfers from ventura who think they are cool because they can surf 3 foot waves

dude, that fag's such a ventura surfer. He would die in costa rica

by Jackasss January 10, 2008

Anal Surfer

1) Euphemism for homosexual, 90's variation of the 'fag' insult. See also: butt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) A term depicting someone who is very attracted to butts and/or anal sex in general.

3) An IP hosting website ran by robtex.

PERSON1: Man that guy is such an anal surfer.
PERSON2: Yeah, he is gay.
PERSON1: Naw, with girls.
PERSON2: Aww... that's still gross!

by Super__Villain February 13, 2010

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

Neo Hippie Surfer

One who shows definite traits of being a modern hippie and also lives the surfer life style.

"Daniella Is a Neo Hippie Surfer" said Arlene

by ShootErDuck88 February 10, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

Surger

A surger is someone who partakes in the viewing of a television series within a short space of time. After hearing about a popular show or series after it has already been aired a surger will view most if not all episodes in the hope of becoming an overzealous fanatic of that show. A surger will claim they started watching the show from the beginning in order to attain the respect and admiration of fellow viewers. Surgers often thrive off the attention of others and the need to feel apart of a group or club. Do not be fooled by the powers of the surger as they may memorise and recite quotes or jokes featured from the show to prove their dedication and allegiance. A surger's knowledge of a show is often superficial and ostensible however a true diehard fan will be able to detect any unwanted surgers in a group.

Jake LH: Hey Tk

TK: Hey bro
Jake LH: 'Back up, back up, mind ya business that's all'. Hahahah how funny is that show its outrageous. I don't think anyone is a bigger fan than i.
TK: Shut up you pretentious fuck, you are the biggest surger out. Now leave Jake DTD.

by tkudimoney September 28, 2011

surfer

people who have skill to stay out on the water for hours (like me) that get alot of crap for it when we dare venture outside of surf-friendly states. Be nicer to surfers, it IS a sport

people who ARNT on blue crush.. >.<"

by hannah December 6, 2003