Crotch Stuffer

Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.

Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."

by Kolomarc August 28, 2006

stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

stiffed

1)To get dissed
2)To get rejected
3)To cheat sum1

1)person 1-yo u tryna chill?
person 2-no
person 3-damn i just got stiffed

2)person 1-yo what happened with you and that gurl u were tryna holla at?
person 2-man the bitch stiffed me

3)person 1-did u pay the taxi?
person 2-nah i stiffed on the bill

by ;xfgnjk;nh;k September 6, 2005

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

stuffers

1)junk food; snacks. (e.g.: pretzels, cheesy poofs, chips, popcorn, etc.) Usage note: never used to describe beverages.

2)any food which can be rapidly or obsessively consumed.

3)Any food product with no nutritional value whatsoever.

see: munchies, styrofoam

1) You bring the smokes, I'll bring the stuffers.

2) "Whoa. You'd better lay off the stuffers! You've already been through 3 pounds of those pistachios."

3) I'm bringing a vegetable platter to the party, not stuffers. Someone's got to be health conscious.

by Izhmo Goetz March 16, 2004

snuffed

The act of Bustin a Niggas Skull.

Yo Nigga Bucky got Snuffed the shit out of by davon.

by Colin Burton February 26, 2008

shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules November 24, 2015