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The most useless class in the whole world. Honestly, who the fuck needs to learn about the Mongols? It doesn't benefit you in anyway possible. The only reason why it's there because some tards said, "LEt'S leArN aboUt HiStOy.". Fucking idiots.
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
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Student

According to dictionary dot com:

"stu·dent n.

One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university."

A person of any age, starting from 17/18. Can continue to be named a student for a number of years after they graduate.

Someone who has left school, and moved on to the freedom of life without parents control, much time is spent watching daytime television, drinking alcohol (day and night) sleeping until 4, staying up after a night out until after dawn. Many students enjoy drinking games and sourcing the cheapest alcohol available in the cheaper establishments in the town.

Generally speaking, student days are when many have the largest disposable income of their life, large companies are willing to give students large amounts of money to fund their student days, much of this is spent on alcohol consumption. And beans.

Parents send children off to university in the hopes that they study under the belief that they will attend every lecture they have signed up to and take part in responsible drinking. In reality, a student arrives at university, commences drinking, continues to do so until drunk, following this, drinks some more, then upon waking up the following morning with a hangover attends lectures only occasionally in the following 3/4 years.
John's a student, he has no time for a job, he spends it all drinking.

James has no money... he's a student.

Paul and Mary were so proud of their daughter Jane at university, however every time they called, she slurred "I'm studying, I'll call you when I'm sober.. I mean, about to tuck in for the night, since I've got a lecture at nine in the morning"
by electric-socks May 31, 2006
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grad student

1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision

see: game over
"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
by OMH December 14, 2005
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dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.
What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.
by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005
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skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.
You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?
by Nathan August 1, 2004
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Sludge Guts

A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.
Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
by Blue Rock December 28, 2007
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Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.
I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.
by october-jones October 23, 2008
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