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Dirty Spongebob

The action of masturbating onto a yellow sponge and letting the semen soak in, then putting it under water, squeezing it, and watching the semen bubble out of the sponge while maniacally laughing.
Poor Nate couldn't get a girlfriend, so he performed a Dirty Spongebob every night before he went to sleep.
by tiddly dinkler July 17, 2024
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SpongeBob, get out here!

Used from someone who is angry at someone who messed things up
by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021
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Spongebob squarepanties

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?
by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023
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Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.
dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night
by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022
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spongebob case

Not UPPER CASE, not lower case, but sPoNGebOB cASE.
Bryan: I'm not gonna get my cancer treated, the medical bills would bankrupt me

US healthcare system: tHE mEDiCAl bILLs wOUlD baNKrUpT mE

(The submission form wanted me to use the word 'spongebob case' in the example. But it didn't serve the joke, and the meme is widely known, hence this unnecessary text. Ideally the editor will remove this text before publication.)
by qsdfghjklm December 18, 2023
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hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!
by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024
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Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.
Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!
by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020
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